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GREENVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA

UNAPOLOGETICALLY LONG.

RELENTLESSLY CRISP.

Hand-packed artisan spears made with military precision in Greenville, NC. Grab a jar that actually brings the crunch.

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GREENVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA

UNAPOLOGETICALLY LONG.

RELENTLESSLY CRISP.

Hand-packed artisan spears made with military precision in Greenville, NC. Grab a jar that actually brings the crunch.

GRAB A JAR

LOCATE IN STORES

GREENVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA

UNAPOLOGETICALLY LONG.

RELENTLESSLY CRISP.

Hand-packed artisan spears made with military precision in Greenville, NC. Grab a jar that actually brings the crunch.

GRAB A JAR

LOCATE IN STORES

THE MAN BEHIND THE DONG.

Chad seated at the pickle house

NO

LIMP

SPEARS.

“I started Chad’s Long Dong Pickles because I was tired of opening jars full of soggy, flavorless cucumbers. We take select, massive cucumbers, cold-pack them with fresh North Carolina herbs, and brine them to absolute perfection.”

— Chad, Founder/Veteran/Brine Visionary

THE ROSTER

The OG Long Dong Dill jar

THE OG LONG DONG

$11.99

Cold-packed dill. Garlic. Peppercorn. Unnecessarily long.

ADD TO CART

Smokin’ Carolina Hot jar

HOT DONG

$12.99

Carolina pepper heat. Consider this your warning.

ADD TO CART

Sweet and Dirty Bread and Butter jar

SWEET & DIRTY DONG

$11.99

Bread & butter, except Chad apparently refuses to call anything normal.

ADD TO CART

ENGINEERED FOR LENGTH.

Most pickle companies cut corners.

WE CUT CUCUMBERS. LONGWAYS.

SELECTED MASSIVE

Full-length Cucumbers Only

COLD-PACKED

Never Cooked Limp

CAROLINA BRINED

Fresh Herbs. Serious Snap.

ENGINEERED

FOR LENGTH.

Most pickle

companies

cut corners.

WE CUT

CUCUMBERS. LONGWAYS.

SELECTED MASSIVE

Full-length Cucumbers Only

COLD-PACKED

Never Cooked Limp

CAROLINA BRINED

Fresh Herbs. Serious Snap.

THE PROMISE BEHIND EVERY JAR

THE GREENVILLE SNAP GUARANTEE

If your spears don’t crunch loud enough to wake the neighbors, your next jar is on Chad.

THE PROMISE BEHIND EVERY JAR

THE GREENVILLE SNAP GUARANTEE

If your spears don’t crunch loud enough to wake the neighbors, your next jar is on Chad.

CHAD’S LONG DONG PICKLES

Greenville, NC

Length may vary naturally. Please pickle responsibly.

Length may vary naturally.

Please pickle responsibly.

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