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GREENVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA
UNAPOLOGETICALLY LONG.
RELENTLESSLY CRISP.
Hand-packed artisan spears made with military precision in Greenville, NC. Grab a jar that actually brings the crunch.
Grab a jar that actually brings the crunch.
SHOP THE DONGS
LOCATE IN STORES
PUT SOME DONG IN YOUR MOUTH.
GREENVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA
UNAPOLOGETICALLY LONG.
RELENTLESSLY CRISP.
Hand-packed artisan spears made with military precision in Greenville, NC. Grab a jar that actually brings the crunch.
Grab a jar that actually brings the crunch.
SHOP THE DONGS
LOCATE IN STORES
PUT SOME DONG IN YOUR MOUTH.
GREENVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA
UNAPOLOGETICALLY LONG.
RELENTLESSLY CRISP.
Hand-packed artisan spears made with military precision in Greenville, NC.
Grab a jar that actually brings the crunch.
SHOP THE DONGS
LOCATE IN STORES
PUT SOME DONG IN YOUR MOUTH.
THE MAN BEHIND THE DONG.
NO
LIMP
SPEARS.
“I started Chad’s Long Dong Pickles because I was tired of opening jars full of soggy, flavorless cucumbers. We take select, massive cucumbers, cold-pack them with fresh North Carolina herbs, and brine them to absolute perfection.”
— Chad, Founder/Veteran/Brine Visionary
THE MAN BEHIND THE DONG.
NO
LIMP
SPEARS.
“I started Chad’s Long Dong Pickles because I was tired of opening jars full of soggy, flavorless cucumbers. We take select, massive cucumbers, cold-pack them with fresh North Carolina herbs, and brine them to absolute perfection.”
— Chad, Founder/Veteran/Brine Visionary
THE ROSTER
THE OG LONG DONG
$11.99
Cold-packed dill. Garlic. Peppercorn. Unnecessarily long.
ADD TO CART
HOT DONG
$12.99
Carolina pepper heat. Consider this your warning.
ADD TO CART
SWEET & DIRTY DONG
$11.99
Bread & butter, except Chad apparently refuses to call anything normal.
ADD TO CART
ENGINEERED FOR LENGTH.
Most pickle companies cut corners.
WE CUT CUCUMBERS. LONGWAYS.
SELECTED MASSIVE
Full-length Cucumbers Only
COLD-PACKED
Never Cooked Limp
CAROLINA BRINED
Fresh Herbs. Serious Snap.
THE ROSTER
THE OG LONG DONG
$11.99
Cold-packed dill. Garlic. Peppercorn. Unnecessarily long.
ADD TO CART
HOT DONG
$12.99
Carolina pepper heat. Consider this your warning.
ADD TO CART
SWEET & DIRTY DONG
$11.99
Bread & butter, except Chad apparently refuses to call anything normal.
ADD TO CART
ENGINEERED
FOR LENGTH.
Most pickle
companies
cut corners.
WE CUT
CUCUMBERS. LONGWAYS.
SELECTED MASSIVE
Full-length Cucumbers Only
COLD-PACKED
Never Cooked Limp
CAROLINA BRINED
Fresh Herbs. Serious Snap.
NOW PLAYING
MEET THE
DONG
The Official Commercial
30 seconds.
Three Dongs.
One uncompromising
commitmen to the snap.
CHAD'S LONG DONG PICKLES® | GREENVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA | 2026 | 45 SEC | SOUND ON
NOW PLAYING
MEET THE
DONG
The Official Commercial
45 seconds.
Three Dongs.
One uncompromising
commitment to the snap.
CHAD'S LONG DONG PICKLES® | GREENVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA | 2026 | 45 SEC | SOUND ON
THE PROMISE BEHIND EVERY JAR
THE GREENVILLE SNAP GUARANTEE
If your spears don’t crunch loud enough to wake the neighbors, your next jar is on Chad.
THE PROMISE BEHIND EVERY JAR
THE GREENVILLE SNAP GUARANTEE
If your spears don’t crunch loud enough to wake the neighbors, your next jar is on Chad.
THE PROMISE BEHIND EVERY JAR
THE GREENVILLE SNAP GUARANTEE
If your spears don’t crunch loud enough to wake the neighbors, your next jar is on Chad.
CHAD’S LONG DONG PICKLES
Greenville, NC
FOLLOW CHAD
LENGTH MAY VARY NATURALLY. PLEASE PICKLE RESPONSIBLY.
CHAD’S
LONG DONG PICKLES
Greenville, NC
FOLLOW CHAD
LENGTH MAY VARY NATURALLY. PLEASE PICKLE RESPONSIBLY.